Second Obit - He's krunchin' da numbaz fo' tha Big Dog now...

Sorry for all the death, but it must be said.

He's gone and a little bit of the accountz receevable lifestyle dies with him.
Pour your forty on the curb, and think of little Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin' Muthaf&%$in' Badass Supastar Kornfeld Tha Second who needs your prayers. May those punks in Accountz Payabo rot in Hell.

Herbert Kornfeld, Midstate Office Supply's Accounts Receivable Supervisor 1973-2007